Source: meandsamAn alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.
This is going to be every morning
I’m giving my friend fake fruit with faces for his birthday.
ducking losers: i had a really weird dream last night so ok i was on an ipad or... »
i had a really weird dream last night so ok i was on an ipad or something but it was on a webpage or something and i was like god if you exist scroll down for me and it scrolled down and i was like freaking out and i was like omfg god if you exist scroll up and it scrolled up and then i went on a…
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Source: sssinkorswimthis is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen
this is
well
fuck
this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is
just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to
The ending omg
There is a dog laying on me who weighs 30+ pounds more than me and she’s wearing purple boxers with bananas on them.
Source: spiffyrock21OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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Source: jenny483I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you
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Jayy: i’m just gonna stand here looking away from you to make you want me even more, oh my you now have a top hat fetish.
Me: GAHHHHHH! it’s so! GAHHHH!*dies*
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Source: cheynnelovesdahviesleepwithrockstarssupportthearts:
YOU’RE SO CUTE DSKJFNLSDFLSDMF
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Source: snoopdong“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.”
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